It Was A Dark and Stormy Night.

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A collection of the first sentences to novels yet to be written.

July 11, 2013 at 10:40am
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No-one could have imagined, in those sparkling early days, that the first artificial intelligence would result from the merged minds of 5 physicists linked across an HTTPS hack at CERN.

May 16, 2013 at 3:39pm
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I decided against my better judgement to pick up the phone “Hello? Is this the Benedict detective agency?”

March 12, 2013 at 8:26pm
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The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was a sign that read, “Insert a $5 bill in the slot for 20 minutes of not having a sharpened spike suddenly emerge from the center of your seat,” — and something under my chair was ticking.

March 11, 2013 at 2:16pm
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At sunset the sun rolled and bounced around the horizon like a dropped basketball — or maybe my raft just wasn’t very stable.

March 6, 2013 at 2:47am
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When my aunt died, she left us a house with twelve weasels, two wolves, and flying squirrel in it — all the evidence anyone would need to know that she thought she lived in a Disney animated feature.

March 3, 2013 at 8:08pm
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I counted fifteen carpet burns, four coffee cups, an overflowing ashtray and no sign of Sheldon; things felt like they were about to go bad.

March 2, 2013 at 5:13pm
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Today was the day the shadows introduced themselves to me by name.

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The good news is I found my missing tooth; the bad news is I found it embedded in the back of my calf.

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My alarm went off at six forty-five in the AM and I awoke to yet another severed horse head to add to my growing collection.

March 1, 2013 at 2:36pm
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Allowing myself to fall for Charlotte was like leaping from the Eiffel Tower and hoping to escape with no worse injury than windburn.